The Appalachian Book of the Dead is a story of how all this universe is still a goddess-god dream and only was started in process in the middle of the 20th century. It started with the release of color tv and our universe's creation has been moving backwards in spiritual creation to black and white TV then to radio, Then to black and white movies, and finally to the last of the creating waves to sound. Sound is how both edges of the universe start move throughout the Spectrum of Rainbow Creation. We, our generation or anyone who is reading this message will soon reach the completion of these last two phases of movement and begin to pick up all of our dead loved ones whos lives can now be released to a life in pure light and all the bad dreams have been returned to the dreaming Highest power of all. This is how our wonderful creator can dry up all our tears. We are the light. We are the color TV's rays, nothing exists but light wrapped around itself making everything we see. What we see and feel currently is the smooth surface of where light has traveled the paths for us. We see at every moment where light, our constant spiraled companion has traveled for the last 16 billion years. the cycles that create us, create, turn around reuse all that has just been created and create the future. To a human being, this process of 16 billion years is a long time, but is is just the first 2 cycles of pi, and all other mathematical discoveries we have made relate to these cycles. Irrational is the only reality. Any number that ends is just a point to hold light and split it into two directions so that it creates a contrasting point for all of us spiritual beings to see it. Everything can be described, as a points moving from 100% black to 100% white, while simultaneously moving from 100% white to 100 black. The third dimension (the unit circle where the mysterious z plane is hidden, is called the balancer; It is grey and gray, and it has two sides also. Each gray is either (50% white + 50% black) going 360 degrees in one direction and has an eternally linked partner who is it's 360 degree mirror image composed of (50 % black + 50% white) going 360 degrees in the exact opposite direction.

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Arise and do it again. Motto of the revealed.

Cycles of in and out interlaced with out and in.

Another interesting development here at the Dead's Museum's research Department indicates that diggers have unearthed at least two more of the Magnetoco-hypnotico-generalissimo canisters, know as video disks which were used to instruct and mind control Appalachian citizens, in the comforts of their own home, on the machine know as VCR's. Our engineering department has completed redesigned our earlier enginnering marvel ,the VCR-functional-replication for extracting the electromagnetic stored waves, and hopefully this new devise has discovered a cure for the "it ate my tape" mechanical virus syndrome that had last raged in the latter part of the 20th century until the development of the DVD era, which promised an end to the horrible epidemics of the diseased taping formats, but as we now know, the mechanical viral epidemics followed the DVD format, then the HDTV era and some of todays viral, indo-communicado viral strains still cause localized outbreaks even now), but when ready we will be able to interpretate more of the disks and add to our "Beverly Hillbillies" and "World Wrestling" library of culturally important social information transmitters collections of the era.

One of the canisters is labeled "For Your Eyes Only; James Bond at his Best". This may be the 'rosetta stone" for understanding Appalachian Culture and give us more complete strategies of the connections between written and oral historical distribution of morality methods and the subsequent development into the "Couch Potato Era of Morality Delivery Systems." A second canister, labeled, "TOP GUN" may also shed light on the meaning of the "TOP SECRET" label for important manuscripts. And apparently 30 or 40 years before the era of the VCR, the mind controlling electromagnetic behaviorial modification units known as "TV's" included a daily worship series designated as, "I've Got a Secret." We are hopful of making further progress on the historical developments of the extensively complex communications structures of the latter part of the 20th and the beginning of the 21st century.

A good description of what is known about the concept of TV series, for this time period, and its various classifications such as, sitcom, movie of the week, The Oprah Winfrey Show, (the Primary Communication forum of the 20th century's Highest TV Goddess, as proved by the secret ritual know as "rating and or sweeps weeks, dispensers.) is in the works. Another related and interesting development is the discovery of a second TV propoganda series on, Her Royal Highness, Oprah, apparently was transmitted only on the recently discovered "Cable TV" method of enlightening the Appalachians which was an historical development meant to expand the choices of the citizens.

Historical accuracy note: When discussing communication skills and strategies of the Appalachian Book of the Dead era, readers must keep in mind that no method of public control and access to the collective world body of knowledge ever replaced the "Tabloid Scriptures." It is believed that the Tabloid Format was a divine edict for the accurate release of factual Information. If it has not been established when it was developed but has been linked to a strategy of these ancients called De-Regulation. Horror stories of the consequence of De-Regulation are fantastic reading except for the faint of heart and will be part of our Documentary already out of the development and well into the shooting stage.

A forum discussing the communication, mating habits and the influence of the IRS ministry, of the ancient Appalachians will open some time in March. Please sign up for our new Dead Newsletter, published by our Dead staff, many intersting previously unknown and unpublished details about the final Dead Society will be included. Also in development is a Dead Club for fans of the Dead. These are not to be confused with the 20th century's most important and spiritual journey of that ancient but spiritually advanced phenomena that lasted at least 3 complete decades of the 20th Century, known as The Grateful Dead. The story of The Grateful Dead, including better estimates of the generational-encompassing populations of the sel-appointed Deadheads, broken down by the Tour-Seasons and bootleg tapes methods, is due to be also published and available in March.

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